My Everyday Duffle Bag

“Look into a woman’s purse to get a glimpse of her life.” Profound, I know. Most girls my age have lip-gloss galore, a small mirror, make up, and maybe some homework tucked into some adorable, undoubtedly bright colored purse. But, nay not his girl. I don’t have a carpeted luggage bag filled with lamps or whatever else the original MMP had. But here’s what I did find when I cleaned out my purse tonight I found

• printed off coloring pages
• a googley eye, must have fallen off a craft
• a tide to go pen
• germ-x
• band aides

Seriously, a craft eye?! What’s in your bag?

Beer

ME: Michael, what do you want for lunch?

MICHAEL: Ummm, maybe some noodles and cheese or peanut and jewwy sandwich. OH, and I want some woot beer.

ME: Uh, there’s no root beer in the house.

MICHEAL: Yeah! YEAH there is! Look.

Let me tell you, that wasn’t ROOT beer he wanted--just a normal 6 pack of beer.

ME: Noooooo, that’s not a kid drink. That’s just for grown ups. I think it’s your dad’s.

MICHEAL: Nuh-uh. Daddy let me have a sip because he thought I wouldn’t like it, but I do. I like it a lot so I can have one!

Great. Just great. Eventually he did settled for a tall cup of vitamin D milk. Thank goodness it was mostly painless.

Bottoms up!

Miss Mary Poppins