ME: Michael, what do you want for lunch?
MICHAEL: Ummm, maybe some noodles and cheese or peanut and jewwy sandwich. OH, and I want some woot beer.
ME: Uh, there’s no root beer in the house.
MICHEAL: Yeah! YEAH there is! Look.
Let me tell you, that wasn’t ROOT beer he wanted--just a normal 6 pack of beer.
ME: Noooooo, that’s not a kid drink. That’s just for grown ups. I think it’s your dad’s.
MICHEAL: Nuh-uh. Daddy let me have a sip because he thought I wouldn’t like it, but I do. I like it a lot so I can have one!
Great. Just great. Eventually he did settled for a tall cup of vitamin D milk. Thank goodness it was mostly painless.
Bottoms up!
Miss Mary Poppins
No freaking way! "I like it! I like it a lot..."
ReplyDeleteHe may be the youngest member of Alcoholics Annonymous... ever.
Oh Mary Poppins... you deserve a vacation!