I can now proudly say that:

• I can peel an apple in one quick swoop
• I can choose to be completely blind to chaos
• I have more of an imagination than I ever had growing up
• I could qualify for a professional story teller
• I have refined my cutting, gluing, & coloring skills
• I can incorporate letters or smiley faces into any meal
• I have eliminated words like darn, gosh, dumb, and stupid to be replaced with rats, sheesh, and silly.

What are the chances these new skills will help me find a career? Notta.

Wish me luck,
Miss Poppins